Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Accounting is once again irritating.

Do u know how balancing accounts can be really annoying??

1. Sort them into Assets, Liabilities n Owner's Equity.
2. Sort them further into Current Assets, Non current Assets n bla bla bla. 
3. Write them down in the vertical format balance sheet. 
4. Oh no. U feel like peeing! n u are so tempted to check out those msn msg in front of u.
5. U ignore the peeing feeling n tell ur fellow frens to give u a minute.
6. Then u input the figures into the balance sheet. 
7. Then u grab ur calculator while ur pee is oozing out of ur bladder. 
8. Ur hands are numb n shivering because 1. its cold outside 2. Ur sis turned on the air cond coz its hot upstairs. 3. Ur bladder is bursting
9. U finally start pressing the calculator with ur numb hands. 
10. U calculated the Total Assets n the ending balance BUT its UNBALANCED
11. U start cursing n cursing because 1. the sheeet is unbalanced. 2. the people talking loudly outside the streets think their grandfather owns the street! 
12. While cursing n trying to concentrate, u return to the top n check all over again! 
12. N FINALLY u got it balanced n rush to the toilet! >.< 

I m going to make sure I go to the toilet b4 i start a balance sheet! >.< 
Accounting can seriously cause stones in ur bladder wei! LOL. 
N the stupid ppl outside are so inconsiderate! Its almost 2am n u are shouting n yelling outside the streets?! Darn u! 
Sighhh. 

No offence. But accounting is irritating n annoying n full of theories! 
Gahhhh. Thank goodness I dun take acc as a degree! 
I salute acc degree students!! That includes u, Kylie chin! LOL. =))

But the feeling of getting the balance sheet balanced is so fulfilling! Sighh. Conflicts. >.<

3 comments:

Henri Tan said...

For crying out loud. you wanna pee then go and pee la... Somemore tahan. later got stones pula....

kylie said...

just go to the toilet larrrrrrrrrrrr.. what for wanna wait until you balance the thing.. i'm like trying to contain my laughter cuz i'm in the school's library when i read your blog. haha.. okay i know you respect me for taking acca. thanks alot. *haha*

Joanne said...

Henri & Kylie: hahahaha. Cannottt! if pee d then come back then i will loose where i stopped! hahaha. =)

Additional for kylie: hahaha. Just LOL laaa. See wad the ppl in the lib think abt this acca gurl. =)) "Do acc until crazy d!" lol. XD